WHY STUDENTS FAIL

Got this one somewhere:

It's not the fault of the student if s/he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

- Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

- Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

- 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

- 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

- 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies means 30days. Days left 96.

- 1 hour for talking means 15 days. Days left 81.

- Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

- Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days. Balance 6 days.

- For sickness - at least 3 days. Remaining days = 3.

- Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

- That 1 day is your birthday

How can you study on that day???

Balance = 0

How can a student pass????

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